Quotes About Computing
Famous and Infamous Quotes about Computing.
That's what's cool about working with computers. They don't argue, they remember everything, and they don't drink all your beer.
Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware becomes faster.
Nicklaus Wirth, 1995
They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.
Janet Reno, 1998
Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly.
A user interface should be so simple that a beginner in an emergency can understand it within ten seconds.
If you don't know where you're going, you might end up some place else.
The Net is the new underlying infrastructure for civilization itself.
The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a great danger to the privacy of the individual.
Earl Warren, 1963
Lopez v US
I'd like to know what the Internet is going to look like in 2050. Thinking about it makes me wish I were eight years old.
Vinton Gray Cerf
Your site is your brand.
That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
caption of one of his cartoons
If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.
One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that lacking zero they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human.
There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone.
Information is the oxygen of the modern age. It seeps through the walls topped by barbed wire, it wafts across the electrified borders.
Ronald Reagan, 1989
The Internet didn't get invented on its own. Government research created the Internet so that all the companies could make money off the Internet. The point is, is that when we succeed, we succeed because of our individual initiative, but also because we do things together.
Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.
John F. Kennedy, 1963
A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind.
The lesson of the Internet is that no audience is too small.
Randall L. Stephenson
In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they're not.
As it is an ancient truth that freedom cannot be legislated into existence, so it is no less obvious that freedom cannot be censored into existence.
Dwight David Eisenhower, 1953
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
Werner von Braun, 1963
Talking with John F. Kennedy
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.
Al Gore, 1999
Errors using inadequate data are much less than those using no data at all.
It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.
John Von Neumann, 1949
The Internet? Is that thing still around?
Computing is not about computers anymore. It is about living.
Nicholas Negroponte, 1995
The city's central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Any fool can use a computer. Many do.
There are only two industries that refer to their customers as "users."
Considering the current sad state of our computer programs, software development is clearly still a black art, and cannot yet be called an engineering discipline.
There is practically no chance communications space satellites will be used to provide better telephone, telegraph, television, or radio service inside the United States.
T.A.M. Craven, 1961
Complexity kills. It sucks the life out of developers, it makes products difficult to plan, build and test, it introduces security challenges, and it causes end-user and administrator frustration.
Talk is cheap. Show me the code.
Linus Torvalds, 2000
The Internet has become the computer. The number of people who use computers is almost indistinguishable from people who use the Internet.
From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.
We have to go see Bill Gates and a lot of different people that really understand what's happening. We have to talk to them, maybe in certain areas, closing that Internet up in some way. Somebody will say, "Oh, freedom of speech, freedom of speech." These are foolish people. We have a lot of foolish people.
Truth is, I wouldn't know a gigabyte from a snakebite.
To iterate is human, to recurse divine.
L. Peter Deutsch
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.
Isaac Asimov, 1981
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it's too late.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary numerals, and those who don't.
Ian Nicholas Stewart
A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.
Daniel J. Boorstin
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.
640K ought to be enough for anybody.
Bill Gates, 1981
Two years from now, spam will be solved.
Bill Gates, 2004
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
The Analytical Engine has no pretensions whatever to originate anything. It can do whatever we know how to order it to perform. It can follow analysis, but it has no power of anticipating any analytical revelations or truths. Its province is to assist us in making available what we are already acquainted with.
Ada Lovelace, 1843
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
Thomas J. Watson, Jr., 1943
Whether we are based on carbon or on silicon makes no fundamental difference; we should each be treated with appropriate respect.
Arthur C. Clarke, 1982
"2010: Odyssey Two"
Computers are getting smarter all the time. Scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (And by "they", I mean "computers." I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)
The subscription model of buying music is bankrupt. I think you could make available the Second Coming in a subscription model and it might not be successful.
Steve Jobs, 2003
If the presence of electricity can be made visible in any part of the circuit, I see no reason why intelligence may not be transmitted instantaneously by electricity.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
Arthur C. Clarke, 1973
The best websites are better than reality.
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
Ken Olsen, 1977
First, solve the problem. Then, write the code.